Quote #11844
No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part...
Quote #26295
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #22105
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.
Quote #6663
We hate the very idea that our own ideas may be mistaken, so we...
Quote #15244
It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore...
Quote #31191
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind,...
Quote #4691
A great flame follows a little spark.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...