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The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
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My friends are my estate.
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter...
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We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not...
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Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #20269
Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before...
Quote #9905
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #18179
Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...