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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns...
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It is the great north wind that made the Vikings.
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Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and...
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Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
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Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook...
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There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well,...