Quote #7955
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.
Quote #24956
Justice is a certain rectitude of mind whereby a man does what he ought...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #20254
Don’t let life discourage you everyone who got where he is had to begin...
Quote #25273
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it...
Quote #28588
There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem,...
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #29736
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals...
Quote #9575
Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.
Quote #8502
There exists a false aristocracy based on family name, property, and inherited wealth. But...