Quote #2395
Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with...
Quote #26603
We will have no truce or parlay with you Hitler, or the grisly gang...
Quote #31801
You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.
Quote #11162
A different language is a different vision of life.
Quote #34258
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #12248
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up...
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #26018
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.