Quote #26705
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Quote #31621
A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built...
Quote #5151
A poet that reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
Quote #13769
Politics is applesauce.
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #30968
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
Quote #14866
The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread,...
Quote #26046
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #23218
An association of men who will not quarrel with one another is a thing...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...