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A married man with a family will do anything for money.
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Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we...
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Share everything. Don’t take things that aren’t yours. Put things back where you found...
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #33532
When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you...
Quote #1148
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Quote #5621
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is...
Quote #32911
Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
Quote #1068
The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...