Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #5167
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #20384
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you...
Quote #4845
Never discourage anyone…who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Quote #18796
The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
Quote #13125
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #14037
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #5999
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay...
Quote #20163
I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies, for the world...