Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #18334
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
Quote #20427
We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.
Quote #32783
The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #32342
(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
Quote #18550
I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in...
Quote #17257
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Quote #21092
If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag wash it.
Quote #14511
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...