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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for...
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
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A good front is half the battle in love or war.
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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
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Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly.
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Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Quote #2374
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...