Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #18467
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
Quote #11170
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Quote #32571
A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done...
Quote #17871
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #10975
Plato is boring.
Quote #29984
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Quote #21228
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Quote #7126
To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Quote #27478
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...