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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
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He plants trees to benefit another generation.
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs...
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The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in...
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So as a prince is forced to know how to act like a beast,...
Quote #26241
Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
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When they kept you out it was because you were black when they let...
Quote #7923
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...