Quote #16412
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #8715
He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he...
Quote #10532
The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and...
Quote #23571
Her children arise up, and call her blessed.
Quote #2645
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #5916
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, like the wish to scatter joy...
Quote #16709
Measure not the work until the day’s out and the labor done.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...