Quote #9430
Men will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #4715
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #29033
I am not God, but I am my creator.
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #4257
Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
Quote #15491
Memory depends very much on the perspicuity, regularity, and order of our thoughts. Many...
Quote #24604
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.