Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #20321
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #28058
High living and high thinking are poles apart.
Quote #26845
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #14033
As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so...
Quote #20882
For aught that I could ever read, Could ever hear by tale or history,...
Quote #32737
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #4709
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates...
Quote #33050
If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more...