Quote #21715
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Quote #7340
There is danger in both belief and unbelief.
Quote #34596
Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another. You choose to let go...
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #21457
The only true love is love at first sight second sight dispels it.
Quote #33425
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know...
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #780
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #5704
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.