Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #6805
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Quote #4945
Every man has business and desire, Such as it is.
Quote #18478
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #29820
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote #1073
Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge...
Quote #30389
Hope is nature’s veil for hiding truth’s nakedness.
Quote #31973
It is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry...
Quote #8522
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...