Quote #521
Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
Quote #26475
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
Quote #10639
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight...
Quote #5313
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Quote #13081
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #11862
I think the prime reason for existence, for living in this world, is discovery.
Quote #18615
The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve we must not...