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Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
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My view is that one should not break up a winning combination.
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
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Truth is beautiful, without doubt but so are lies.
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....