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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.
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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #33637
Live as brave men and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave...
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Quote #20737
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
Quote #15963
Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay,...
Quote #12924
I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...