Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #19832
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
Quote #13227
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Quote #27905
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Quote #26138
God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Quote #24003
Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Quote #4380
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the...
Quote #11463
Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown.
Quote #5623
Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...