Quote #23923
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #16087
Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #12594
A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
Quote #33958
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Quote #28451
The true miracle is not walking on water or walking in air, but simply...
Quote #17944
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...
Quote #15112
When of a gossiping circle it was asked, “What are they doing?” The answer...
Quote #2268
A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...