Quote #32661
In this country England it is well to kill from time to time an...
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #27847
Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
Quote #8686
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Quote #21187
The world’s a bubble and the life of man Less than a span.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #29429
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
Quote #21957
In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right...