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Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
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If the belief did not make us happy, it would not be...
Quote #5643
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
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Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #24315
Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.
Quote #3849
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Quote #29090
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring Impatience and Laziness.
Quote #3163
When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her,...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.