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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...
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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
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Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #4083
The difference between God and the historians consists above all in the fact that...
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I have never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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All schools, all colleges have two great functions to confer, and to conceal valuable...
Quote #7765
Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.