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I bet the human brain is a kludge.
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What is originality Undetected plagiarism.
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I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
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Through every rift of discovery some seeming anomaly drops out of the darkness, and...
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a...
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If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust...