Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #2172
The less government we have the better.
Quote #16248
Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class...
Quote #7534
Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor...
Quote #14953
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #2554
I have an existential map. It has “You are here” written all over it.
Quote #16234
Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
Quote #13889
The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal...
Quote #7133
Use soft words and hard arguments.