Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33289
Life is full of doors that don’t open when you knock, equally spaced amid...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #22049
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Quote #31149
As a sinner I could not please God, I could not neutralize or pay...
Quote #33671
I think wholeness comes from living your life consciously during the day and then...
Quote #23853
To be feared is to fear no one has been able to strike terror...
Quote #32634
People have declaimed against luxury for 2000 years, in verse and in prose, and...
Quote #616
Writers should be read but not seen. Rarely are they a winsome sight.
Quote #19771
Don’t be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is,...