Quote #5957
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #32639
It is not enough to conquer one must learn to seduce.
Quote #14095
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #8903
For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more...
Quote #25385
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
Quote #9279
I?ll feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when you?ve gone over...
Quote #7219
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Quote #31519
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...