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I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
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When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away...
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes that he who distrusts them.
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No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life...