Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #18292
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
Quote #16793
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
Quote #29746
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time...
Quote #19474
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Quote #21851
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #11699
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Quote #19481
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Quote #20319
Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...