Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #28471
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full...
Quote #33920
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Quote #30932
God gave teeth He will give bread.
Quote #13973
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Quote #250
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time...
Quote #20757
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid...
Quote #34072
If you haven’t forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others
Quote #10114
Music expresses that which cannot remain silent and that which cannot be put into...
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...