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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
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On love I have no respect for anyone who says they’ve given up, or...
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the...
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This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to...
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There are powers inside of you, if you could discover and use, would make...
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Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #29526
To love another person is to see the face of God.
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to...