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It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
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I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
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Nothing succeeds like success.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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People who like quotations love meaningless generalizations.
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Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I...
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...