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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
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Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the...
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #18555
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social...
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #3494
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #7615
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early...
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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The man who does not work for the love of work but only for...
Quote #11956
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.