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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Ready comprehension is often a knee-jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding....
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A wise man ought always to follow the paths beaten by great men, and...
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Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
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One should be more concerned about what his conscience whispers than about what other...
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
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Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire or, out of God’s...
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The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
Quote #28539
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...