Quote #4218
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #32376
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few...
Quote #1563
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
Quote #17204
Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #5551
What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself...
Quote #23036
We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move...
Quote #26281
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
Quote #24897
God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...