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Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well...
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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
Quote #21407
When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.
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If doctors ever tell you that you’ve ‘flipped out,’ don’t believe them, and just...
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The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...
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All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I...
Quote #33670
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...
Quote #23296
Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should...