Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...
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Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which...
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The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
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Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst...
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Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and...
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He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon...
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Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...