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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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The pen is the tongue of the mind.
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The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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But if you build your life on dreams it’s prudent to recall a man...
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
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You miss 100 of the shots you never take.