Quote #16588
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #8259
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Quote #12736
Genius is born–not paid.
Quote #26813
The greatest power is often simple patience.
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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life,...
Quote #22139
A child understands fear, and the hurt and hate it brings.