Quote #4353
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #33299
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Quote #10815
But all who are not lunitics are agreed about certain things: That it is...
Quote #2944
The police…..always wanting to play games.
Quote #2108
Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #13415
And then, the unspeakable purity and freshness of the air! There was just enough...
Quote #28890
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.