Quote #15990
Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
Quote #21770
He who knows nothing doubts nothing.
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #18494
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #21922
It’s the most unhappy people who most fear change.
Quote #441
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
Quote #17730
Sit down before fact like a little child, and be prepared to give up...
Quote #29369
What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be...
Quote #25932
I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...