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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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Humility is to make a right estimate of one’s self it is no humility...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #4314
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...