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In this country England it is well to kill from time to time an...
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I guess grace doesn’t have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn’t be...
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Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners;...
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Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #34057
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
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I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors,...
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All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
Quote #6115
There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought...