Quote #13189
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
Quote #2479
A big book is a big bore.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #19991
I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
Quote #25508
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #31719
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
Quote #23460
Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.
Quote #20488
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet...
Quote #7055
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Quote #20891
I met a fool i’ the forest, A motley fool.