Quote #29517
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
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You are… the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess...
Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that...
Quote #9068
We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves; that is our only...