Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Quote #20962
Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand...
Quote #3646
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price...
Quote #18893
Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
Quote #19886
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Quote #15182
If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we...
Quote #28581
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions.
Quote #28467
The greatest truths are the simplest.
Quote #12282
This is the true nature of home — it is the place of Peace;...
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...