Quote #9896
That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #21228
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Quote #20286
I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
Quote #30955
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
Quote #1853
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
Quote #14668
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
Quote #34378
He said not ‘Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou...
Quote #10976
But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse...
Quote #32912
The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of...