Quote #33225
A guidance counselor who has made a fetish of security, or who has unwittingly...
Quote #1229
If it bleeds, you can kill it
Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #21870
I came upstairs into the world for I was born in a cellar.
Quote #34857
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good...
Quote #2212
When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.
Quote #31778
Civilization is a progress from an indefinite, incoherent homogeneity toward a definite, coherent heterogeneity.
Quote #5447
Dig where the gold is?unless you just need some exercise.
Quote #11721
I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am...